This is a outrage!!!!!

[Becky Eliza Potter]

I was detained and questioned Friday night because some damn neighbor saw Lewis Clark out on the street in his underwhere. Can any of you tell me what's a mother to do when you kid has got a mind of his own and does what he wants? I can't chain him to the porch no more I got in trouble for that last summer. I was told he was not being raised in "a appropriate manner" and that childrens services would be coming around to talk to me later this week. Good! Maybe they can baby sit his dirty ass and I can focus on more important things. The boy is 11 or 12 now, he needs to learn to stand on his own and not have me coddle him every damn minute of the day. Lake and Gae, you know what I mean.

[gae]

Becky, do what I did.

Sell him to the gypsies. You'll get a couple of bucks and you can tell children's services that he's with his father, aunt or Uncle Ernie.

Problem solved.

And really, you should have learned by now that you only chain children in the BACK yard, preferably in a shed, where they won't be seen by neighbors. M'K? Didn't you learn anything from those parenting classes?

[Becky Eliza Potter]

Gae you have saw pictures of Lewis Clark, you know he is a big boy. If he wants to play with his friends in his underpants what can I do about it? There aint nothing I can do to stop him. He has got so used to me giving him couph syrup it don't even slow him down no more. USed to be it would nock him out and I could go about my business and entertain friends. Now he just drinks it down and wants more. And he won't think nothing of konking me on the head with a bat if he wants his way. I'm am the victim here!

[cincygreg]

Maybe you could sell him to some research place.
I'm sure there's someone who would just love to go crazy with some experiments on him [img]eek.gif[/img] And hey, he might actually like be prodded, probed and shocked (amongst other things) You'd make a few bucks off it too Becky, and it'll save you from having to buy all that cough syrup. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

[Becky Eliza Potter]

I tried to git him into a study at that old Phoenix place what used to be on Hamilton Avenue but they turned me down on account of they said he was retarded. Are they still in business. NO! Heh.

[gae]

Becky, you're going about it all wrong.

Cough syrup is getting expensive and the pharmacist folks are now tracking who is buying the stuff. Can we say meth?

Just get yourself on your bicycle and go the the local ABC and buy some cheap vodka for Lewis Clark. Explain the concept of "glass" to him and you're good.

Either that or just shoot him. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Beachcomber]

They don't make a bicycle strong enough for Becky's girth and rotundity.

[Becky Eliza Potter]

I don't need a bike, I have got a Sony walkman I carry everywhere to listen to music. I also record tv shows and listen to them on cassette tape.

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